Citizen Kate can’t get out of bed the day of the final Presidential debate at Hofstra University because of the pressure and mud on the campaign trail.

The morning of the big final debate, I just lost all energy to keep on the trail. Why should I keep going if YouTubers think I’m fat, ugly and should kill myself?

has gotten super ugly these past few weeks. The presidential campaigns have turned to mudslinging. McCain ads pick on Barack. Obama picks on McCain. Everyone picks on Palin. And no one even talks about Nader, Barr, McKinney or Baldwin.

It’s like one bad hockey game. We all need a time out in the penalty box, so we can focus on the real issues, and pick a great leader vs. the last man standing.

Note to self: Being on the campaign trail, really ages you. I swear I have 5 new wrinkles.